The freaks are coming after me tonight.

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Unconvicted rapist/conman in Lincolnshire area

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Daniel Pethers, also known as Daniel Jacobs, Daniel Smith, Daniel Jackson, Daniel Stone and Daniel Jessop is a dangerous individual. After meeting you on POF or some other similar dating website he will get you to exchange a lot of pictures before meeting up, if he ever phones…

50 QUESTIONS YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ASKED BEFORE!!! 11, 12, 44, 48!!!

11, It used to be hazel Grace before John green but now Aveline Evie
12, Jorel Eric
44, ‘you’re so so cute’ from heather
48, I won’t raise them to be a religion because I was raised catholic but don’t agree with the teachings and am now a LaVeyan satanist so


who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

50 Questions You've Never Been Asked

  • 1. What's your favorite candle scent?
  • 2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
  • 3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
  • 4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
  • 5. Do you know a hoarder?
  • 6. Can you do a split?
  • 7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
  • 8. How many oceans have you swam in?
  • 9. How many countries have you been to?
  • 10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
  • 11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
  • 12. What would you name your son if you had one?
  • 13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
  • 14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
  • 15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
  • 16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
  • 17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
  • 18. Did your mother go to college?
  • 19. Are your grandparents still married?
  • 20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
  • 21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
  • 22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
  • 23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
  • 24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
  • 25. Is your father bald?
  • 26. Do you know triplets?
  • 27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
  • 28. Have you ever had Indian food?
  • 29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
  • 30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
  • 31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
  • 32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
  • 33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
  • 34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
  • 35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
  • 36. Can you whistle?
  • 37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
  • 38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
  • 39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
  • 40. What medical conditions do you have?
  • 41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
  • 42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
  • 43. Where do you buy your jeans?
  • 44. What's the last compliment you got?
  • 45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
  • 46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
  • 47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
  • 48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
  • 49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
  • 50. Why do you have a tumblr?

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  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

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If you leave someone at least tell them why, because what’s more painful than being abandoned; is knowing you’re not worth an explanation.

- (via fuckinq)

(Source: chaoticnana)

I know you’re supposed to make wishes at 11:11 
but two times a day simply isn’t enough
I wished for you at 12:12 and 1:01
And every goddamn hour after that
Twenty four wishes a day didn’t bring you closer to me
But at least I am able to say I tried

- Inksoakedpaper
Long distance long (via inksoakedpaper)